Saturday, June 11, 2005
Vitamin B50 Migraines
, Completely gotten rid of it, Usher me back in the fold, done me the favor! I Had Been going to her Regularly thereabout Every 2-3 weeks, to make the MOST minimal cuts here and there, Because I Want to Retain a lengthy style exudes a Bohemian That Would Avoiding negligence while SlovoEd look. Between her barely significativa snips, Would she ask me how my writing WAS going and whether my latest girlfriend WAS well. In order to pass the time, I'd take the liberty of fabricating moral problem Some Practical sense to please her, and she Would Respond with articles of advice she not Doubt That Picked up from the English daytime talk shows That Were always playing on the salon's little television. The more I think about it, the more foolish it seems, Because It Was for sheer farcical ceremonyumbling about coping mechanisms. After three years, my bangs had become so exhausted with themselves that they begged for the mercy of being put to the ground. They did this by forming gangs that would jut out into the air and refuse to settle down. Any fate would have been better than the disgrace of going out of fashion, but little had they known, they had been born into a world that long abhorred them! They weren't so annoying that I couldn't sweep them left or right and out of sight, or tuck them behind the ears, or I could even slick them back like a Mafia don, but I had made the serious decision that I must rid myself of the laziness that their childish innocence evoked. I'm gonna go balding one horrible day, so what's the use of watching the forest disappear from the canopy? I'd rather be close to the devastation than watch it go down in clumps. I don't want to experience the alarming surprise of picking long rogue strands of hair from off my pillow -- certainly not, if they're mine! So, off they fell in a mass. Now, my face has the anxiety of having nowhere to hide, that is, unless you count the new shrubbery. In light of my drastic haircut, I've grown a scant excuse for facial hair, a sort of goattee that doesn't connect and a spiky soul patch. Forget what I said before about my Chinaman's whiskers. I had written that particular phrase with an ignorance of long ago. It seems that the countless shaves over the years have granted me the thickness of a respectable broom. I trim it with much scrutiny so that it might lose the bristling Eastern look andam Shakespeare. As you can see, I take my literary life very seriously.
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