Sunday, December 24, 2006

How To Make A Wooden Chair sycamore style. more Sicker Than Yours.

Were seen next to him via blown-up portraits on Easels. The suspect's picture, a mug shot, WAS vile like Any Other, Perhaps taken in a sewer. The policemen, on the Other Hand, Were Posed smiling in front of Their cars and boats, on driveways, in public parks, and They Were Shown to Have Families real loving, Where It Might Be That the suspect WAS supposed hatched from a reptile egg . I wasn't sure What disturbed me the most, whether it WAS the pathetic expression on the suspect's face, a mix of dumb surprise and weariness, or the dire assurances made by the chief Marked Who furiously angry with him for Death Before The cheery gestures His portraits of fallen men. Whatever It Was, it caused me to mishandle the knife, an instant Before it closed, and Right Where It Would scissor shut - my fng from fits of shock and the last sight Flashes Before Them That Was A short and Meager display, to muted, Almost secret, hurray. We Look at the attack from all sides and, after much deliberation, we Came to the conclusion That Reached the sword barely, barely brushed the monster's throat. The troll Might Have felt no more Than a slight breeze, and yet, Without delay, slammed it Into the ground like a sack of potatoes. It's magic. It's murder! We're much impressed. We watch it again. Slow motion this time. Ha! We can not believe it. We're Discussing It Later while walking down the street. We feel the action in Our guts as if we where really there, bearing witness to That insane, finishing blow, Which by all accounts WAS a close shave. Usually, When someone talks about a cloI think - Dead! Not just dead, stiff, stiff Completely. Gandalf pulls the rug out from under His monstrous soul. You wonder, did I really Have to prep His swing like that? Could Have a really mean look suffice? Was it showmanship, a game of style? Whatever It Was, Our collective guts Then Took a quick plummet all the way perked up, up, up - how it raised Our morale! Who We Were crouching in a stone doorway, Launching Our futile hail of arrows, waiting to die like The Dozens Before Us. Why Could not Have the wizard Bless Our damned arrows? Some insane if this is holy war, with magic, magic
, for God's sake, why, we want ourselves to Be Magic! Let's be Generous with the magic!
We hit the street. We rehearse the scene, over and over, sustainingthe action alive. David's account is chock-full of LULUCF, in praise of That juggernaut goodness, the kind of righteousness That sidesteps all compromise and Simply opts to wipe you out, cold-blooded, like Matthew 11:12 . I Affects a stance of sympathy for the troll and wonders if, prior to dying, the dim crony WAS Able to realize That bitter truth, That ray of light That falls so heavy on the brows of henchmen: Mongo only pawn in game of life .
I tell it as I Have Written Above it, with all the same pizazz. It's familiar company like David's that Allows for private Otherwise indulgence. People compose Their little scenes like puppet shows. Life, a mockery. We make sure we saw Both What we saw, point by point, and we invoke the images again and again, like someone recycling the Same Breath in and out of a paper bag, whither Until the poor alveoli like raisins, and the Brain Begins to borrow from Another party. The result is a funny lightheadedness That hovers about us like a rosy nimbus. Soon Afterward we're talking of Something Else, it's only the span of A Few Minutes, But That nimbus floats on ...
Like I Said, my version Was a Faithful redaction. There is a sentence Above Where I hang on the white color, ie the white wizard, white horse, white staff, and this profusion of white-served basis to remind David of a funny part in an essay. It was written by Chinua Achebe, the subject Being Conrad's Heart of Darkness . In this essay, Achebe Condemns HoD for STI garish brand of racism, Claiming:

A black figure Stood up, strode on long black legs, waving long black arms ... Though as We Might expect a black figure striding Along wave on black legs to white
arms! But so unrelenting is Conrad's obsession.
David and I summarizes Our walk. We are headed to The nearest burger stand, Tams # 8, Which is a long block away, That is, Several hundred yards. We are walking side by side perfectly and the length of Our steps Are curiously in synch. I Believe That one of us notices this peculiar detail and Attempts to walk a little faster ahead. In Situations like these, it is hard to tell the instigator Because We Know Each Other's responses so well it borders on telepathy. The Initiative or What Have Ihigh, historical Breaths Are glued to mine, Our Lungs Are copycats! It's redundant! It's fast! No one's Gaining! It's an equal match - we're superimposed! Their roars Dogs add to the bargain and the streets whir by on Both Sides reeling like a cartoon. We take no heed, no Obstacles, the ground is flat, level, gotten over soon. But - hey - the burger stand is long gone to spec, it's way behind, we pass it! The second I make this realization, although I do not Hesitate at all Physically, David acquires a burst of speed and moving manager Several feet ahead of me. The trance broken, I stops cold. I brake directly. Our faces Are heated. We greet the stars with quiet gasps. There is a sense of loss, a distinct feeling heavy. Gravity Asserts Itself Once More. By way of prompt account, David says: CHTML

Friday, October 6, 2006

Raw Spot On Back Of Tongue



The streets of Los Angeles Are utterly my Entrails. Its juicy registries Countless That Are gutters merge with my intestines. Truly I only know Things When I Feel Them here, you know the way to kiss or smell, my innards tell me so, with whispers of joy and nausea. Los Angeles, my exo-skeleton, my outer spleen. Its Pavements Risen up, shattered here and there, with spot repair, sloping like scars Kello, caterpillars of tar on asphalt and gravel, pushed up from underground by the madcap feet and Elbows of a subterranean life, a Pentecostal light. For strangers, the appeal is cosmetic. To Them, the surface is something like a beauty mask gone dry, cracked and crumbling, the wake of bygone, fabulous years, but I'm too familiarPatrick's, on Central Avenue, dwarfs the new Islamic Center across the street, Not to mention the size of STI fence. There Are Black Activists, wearing white camouflage and Berets on a corner in Crenshaw, with posters of men hanging from trees, and One of These bears the title
Were Mexicans lynched, too!
Former Alpha Beta, Ralphs ex-, ex-Vons, post-1993-riots-Jons Market now lies in ruins, ruins , a dirt lot for traveling Carnivals! Streets filled with upheaval, graffiti, lies, music, murder, all cradled in my inner Qualities MOST self, sprinkled with bones, peels, seeds, wax cups, straw, blown in from the Farmer's Market downtown - my childhood bazaar. How can I Explain? I feel very Strongly That There is Something in Los Angeles That I like.I like it so much that I don't like it when other people like it. It is a love like that, jealous. A large part of me is headquartered here. I understand how ghosts can get stuck to a place, even though it's very dreadful, even if it changes beyond recognition over time. If I leave this place, I will start to eat less and less, the longer I'm away, and perhaps I'll eventually starve. I've never stuck around anywhere long enough to find out. It's not that other cities aren't lovely, and it has nothing to do with the quality of food, nor any leeriness versus unfamiliar dishes. I'll try anything new and odds are I'll like it. I have learned to negate my eyes, my nose, several of my senses, actually, so that unfamiliar and outlandish-looking food won't revile me at all, as long as others are e
falling piano. You tingle with subtle warnings, but disaster never strikes, more so it phases in and out, behind the scenes. There is a changing of the guard, but there is no perceptible harm, only the obvious change that took place. In a sense, the food has the quality of being stale, it
tastes stale while being very fresh, and it's forgettable the moment it's arrived, like you've already half-eaten it and lost interest. The timing of the food is wrong. The Frenchman Marcel Proust once wrote that when we miss a certain place we are really missing the moments we have spent in it and not the place itself. The place merely serves as a receptacle. The people, objects, and events of bygone times, the things that inspire the sensation of longing, ceahat are not even worth the fuss--anywhere but here. I will drum up doubts and dismiss any kind expectations on grounds of naiveté. I will even have the audacity to complain about the weather, such as The heat is unbearable! Scoff at this, think about the severity of other summers, but keep in mind that Los Angeles is spoiled year round with pleasant weather, so we are not apt to suffer sustained climactic annoyances. We have this luxury called a marine layer . Winds off the coast are cool and continuous. Oppressive weather comes and goes in a flash. When it lingers on, there's no justice to it. One hundred degrees in the winter is a joke between the deities. And so we smolder and torture ourselves with the foolish hope that the insolent weather will movNot t I prefer to drive. I Take What Argentines call the collective
, the bus. The soles of my shoes go bald Long Before I ever scuff the tops of Them. I walk the streets, I trample about Them. I am More Than acquaint. The streets wind in and out of me in Ways dog map not ascertain.
Of course, I will only resort to negative remarks Because I Feel That Others Do not have a right to like Los Angeles. Even so, What appeals to visitors is never What appeals to me. The idea of someone staring in wonderment at the Hollywood sign or the attraction Likewise Altogether is depressing. I remember the smattering of buildings Replaced by the Staples Center arena and how the new Stood in skeletal form. Just past it, There's the orchestra murals, with violinist Ralph Morris

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Buderus Logomatic 2107

We Can accept the idea of a deficient divinity, a divinity That Would Be Forced to create the world out of poor materials and, thinking in this way, we arrive at Would Eventually Bernard Shaw, WHO said: God is in the making. That is to say, God is Not Something That Belongs to the past and God is Possibly Not Something That pertains to the present in Eternity. God Can Be Something That pertains to the future, and if we ARE JUST, if we forgive Our Enemies, We Are Also if intelligent - if We Are lucid - we Would Be helping to create God. Nazism

WAS invented by Carlyle, HG Wells Said That But Hitler Had taken the theory of a Chosen race from the Jews, Who Also Believed to Be Chosen Themselves to race, and Everything That Could Be Said Hitler found in the Oldt Does not bother me in the Slightest . That, I suppose, is What Would Respond Any woman, right?
Jonathan Swift Was An odd case. He Was Such an original writer. How strange satire Then Against historical science. Because, today, if Anyone Against writes science, it has to do with deeming it a modern evil. Detractors see it as a Powerful Enemy. But I Was a very intelligent man, a genius, and I Thought That Despit WAS futile science. I mean, I Laughed at scientists, Not Because He Considered Them a Threat, But Because I Seem To see Them as Their idiots That Were wasting time ... Do you think that's odd? Despit Being a very intelligent man, I Had Committed this error. I Thought That All Those Who Were simpletons work in laboratories. Robert Lou
agination and creativity, evident in His wondrous works, Combined With His lampoonish girth, Woulda demand no less a tribute. This character is unappealing Not Made by Chesterton's brand of Consistent preachiness, calculate wit or theory. On the Contrary, the reader is Invited to imagine His gallantry, His gentleness, the embodiment of historical Beliefs in practice. But Died In 1936 Chesterton abstract historical cruise goodness Would forth unabated to 1986, splashing in color. Imagine Chesterton revived in the here and now, 300 + lb in full glory, Those Eyes of His perusing Words Once more, on the page WHERE I WAS so at home, and Finding the essence of Virtues in a curious historical, fantasy picture book! Who Could predict this redemption, More Human Than artistic? A ripple of Our Own, a small means for immortality. No essay revives dog remove one's moral character like a fellow artist's simulacrum, done in Good Faith. I have felt great sympathy for this echo of his, this likeness That adds a vivid dimension to the man behind the letters. For when it comes to genius, the reader is living and breathing Spare the writer, the writer Becomes the text, a stream of words Without the flesh in telepathic congress. The reader assumes all kinds of falsities about the person behind it But truth and find a way personality. You inspire joy in Others and thereby leave a seed That Grows Into The best of you. I Was a writer of this sort germ, the portrait of a gentleman - albeit an Enlarged one. I will end this reflection with an anecdote. Once, It Was Said That WAS sitting in Chesterton a train, reading a daily, when a group of passengers entered his car. It's important that you imagine him perfectly ensconced, practically merged with his seat, because without the slightest hesitation, he rose up from it--a formidable task indeed--so that he might offer his place to three ladies. Of course, this is much more than can be expected out of his contemporaries, men like Everett True .

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Can Bleach Cause Fainting

I met a girl recently. She is beautiful in That in-your-face way And Also Somewhat empty s, which is opportune for me, Since I am Both ugly and Fulfilling. We Have plenty sex and A Few Things else. She uses me, really. I gaze Into her eyes. Things I say funny from time to time. She says, you think you're so smart. I say, I Try Not to think about it. Look at me! I'm talking about scary black caimans, a short film by Louis Malle, underground tunnels, etc.., Etc., Sit back, do not speak, watch as I attribute my Most Wonderful Thoughts to you! "Surely, You Must Have Noticed ..." But not always, Not restrictively, Some nicely crafted dialogue! Perform this exchange I unconsciously, this elliptical so on to a lengthy T. I generate fittingly remove her remarks. It's never dull with me at the helm! I steer a spinning, flying machine, and it's all helicopter without the propeller. We make the sort of time together that seems filled with joys and years, and so in a few days time we conclude that we have been long enough alone. I am thus lured to where she coexists with others, none that I bargained for, and she leaves me in a room with some people, her people. These are people that I would probably never willingly approach on my own, neither for money nor ... unarmed. Just kidding. I'm liable to approach anyone. Besides, they are just some guys, not scary in a threatening way, but almost to that frightening point of unappealing. They are so immersed in their own habits that, at first sight, it would be foolish to think that they would ever alter their roughly honed selves for the sake of being social, not for the slightest formality; they acknowledge no intrusion. She goes off for a time with a group of girls that I suppose to be the lovers of these guys who, with the offer of a stiff chair, have become my sudden company. Hopefully, I think to myself, she will talk about what a catch I am, how worthy a companion, that is, to counter the now predictable accusations of my being too strange , too confident, thereby full of myself, or unattractive. How did I sneak into their circle? I tend to inspire those sorts of remarks in friends of friends. Women, right? Women! Where would I be without friends of friends ?? Well, I shouldn't really condemn these girls as mere accessories of the guys with whom I've been abandoned, because they might have the good fortune of being single or sisters or casual friends, but --in coarse observation-- I notice that each of these women is as attractive as mine , the one I came with, not more, but in the same way, and I should say, they appear prone to having the same bad taste in men, us sitting there, and for an avalanche of seconds, I feel that I am truly one with the rest of them, no different, and that we are all the same kind of sucker for a similar look. It occurs to me suddenly that beautiful women are brash equalizers and what exactly am I doing in this waiting room , this GAS CHAMBER?? Anyway, I try my best to belong, if only for a half hour, God willing, I pray for brevity and prompt release. I worry about it beingther's tongue, and if I'm not Mistaken, There is enough extra to make this gift contact unsanitary. What's Worse, the tongue grotesquely happy curls, from the tip backward, in a slow curve, to Receive the gum, it hugs Which triumphantly, Before the pair disappear Actively Into the mouth chewing. Of course, it wasn't a slow curve, But There is an abolishment of time in the feeling of surprise or nausea. They debate about Which is harder, the skulls of men or That of a particular dog. They talk about Their fish. Apparently, They own a species of fighting fish - or normal fish Perhaps They train for combat. They talk about staring at the respective tanks for hours, waiting for the business, the thin ribbons of red, shredded the fins. That annoyed One Becomes The Other Wants to